Jokes about ScotsIs it truth that the Scots are skinflints? These jokes say YES! |
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A Scot enters in a bus and asks the driver: - Excuse me, is it necessary to pay the ticket for a flower? - Sure not. - Come on Rose.
Two Scots, a father and his son, go to America.
- Why do Scots watch porn films from the end to the beginning?
A Scot came back from work earlier than usual and saw a plumber's car in the front of his house.
While a Scot is pissing, a pound falls into the toilet. Desperately, he looks at the pound and asks himself
whether a pound is worth getting his hands dirty. After thinking for a while, he takes 10 pounds out of his pocket
and throws them into the toilet. |
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