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A lady is doing her daily shopping in the store near place she lives. She bought low fat milk, eggs, orange juice, salad, coffee and meat. While she
was unloading the shopping from the basket, a drunk guy, who was standing behind her, was observing. While they were waiting in the line, the drunk guy says quietly: - I guess you are not married. The woman, slightly surprised by this statement, shows to be intrigued by the intuition of the drunk guy because he was right and she was not married. She turns back looking at her shopping without finding nothing strange, nothing that can show she was single. All at once she says: - You are right. Tell me, how did you guess? - You're tremendously ugly!
A man enters in a wine store and asks the seller:
Two friends play golf. One of them is ready to hit the ball and in that moment a funeral hearse passes by. The man stops, take off his hat and bows. His friend:
Husband asks his wife:
Two friends:
A man at the doctor:
- Mummy, mummy, does a lemon have a beak?
A man is driving on a city bus with a newspaper on his knee. From time to time, he rips a piece off,
ripping that piece into smaller ones and throwing them out the window. A passenger standing near him asks:
Two friends:
In a restaurant, a man ordered soup but, as soon as it arrived, he had to go to the bathroom. To make sure that nobody touched his soup while he is away, he wrote on a napkin: "I SPIT IN THE SOUP". |
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