Black Humor

Jokes that would make cry if they don't make laugh, stories that treat serious arguments in a humorous manner. Black humor is some kind of tragedy that become comedy, but, in each case, this jokes are here to amuse, not to offend anybody. I hope you will like them.

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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor:
- Help me, please. I have a knife in my back.
The doctor, looking his watch says:
- Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can't help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8.
- But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now.
The doctor, angrily says:
- I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow.
- But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don't you see that I have a knife in the back.
The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients' eye.
- Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.

- What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
- There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.

A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says:
- I can not proceed in this way.
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
- We can not proceed in this way.
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
- We can not proceed in this way.
And they dig up the woman.

- How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
- On the fingers!

- Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
- Shut up, and give me more bullets.

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